"Hello, could you please help settle our dispute? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that is sparkling. Is it the moon or the sun?"



One night, Daniel and James decided to have a drink at a bar. The two friends got very drunk a short time later.

They were strolling along when Daniel told James, "What a wonderful night. See that moon!" 

James halted and looked at his friend and said, "You are wrong. That is not the moon, that is the sun!" 

Both kept contending for a while when they came upon another drunk walking along.



So Daniel and James stopped him and said, "Hello, could you please help settle our dispute? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that is sparkling. Is it the moon or the sun?"

The third drunk look at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

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