Joke — Man Walks Into a Bar and Orders a Drink

"You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this."



One night, a man decided to have a drink at a nearby bar. As soon as he arrived at the bar, he immediately ordered a drink from a bartender.

The bartender gave the man his drink. The man then asked, "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?"

The bartender thought for a moment and then said, "It would be something spectacular to take that offer."




The man leaned down and picked up a box and set it on the bar. He opened the box and inside was a small piano man, who was only one foot tall, and a little piano.

The piano man began playing classical music. Once he finished, the bartender was in utter disbelief.

He told the man, "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this."




"In the alleyway behind your bar," the man replied, "there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them."

Thrilled, the bartender headed behind his bar to see if it was true. A few minutes passed, and out of the alleyway erupted a cacophony of quacking.

The bartender rushed back into the bar and shut his door against a wave of thousands of ducks.




He managed to secure the door and told the man, "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands."

The man chuckled and replied, "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

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