Joke — An Old Woman is Having Gas Problems

“You can come back to see me next week after taking these pills.”

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One day, an old lady went to her doctor and shared, “Doctor, I'm having a problem passing gas, but it doesn't seem to bother me a lot.”

Her doctor asked why. To which she replied, “It never stinks or sounds. In fact, I've passed gas at least twenty times since I've been here. Because it doesn't smell and is silent, you didn't notice I was passing gas.”

“I see,” the doctor replied. “You can come back to see me next week after taking these pills.”

A week later, the old woman went back to her doctor. She said, “I have no idea what you gave me, but now my passing gas, even though it’s still quiet, smells awfully bad.”

“That's great,” the doctor said. “Now that your sinuses have been cleared up, it’s time to start working on your hearing.”

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